Voyeurism at it’s best:)

Setting: ‘The Commitment Phobe’ writes me 5 months after things fall apart the SECOND time, feeling me out for friendship… here is the response: Read the rest of this entry »

…so this really hot 80 yr old at MySpace ended up at my doorstep, when it finally occurred to me to do a search on girls between, say, 60yrs and 100yrs, and see who’s lying about their age. Yep… all the hot girls. Same is true on the young side I’d guess; all the hot, SMART girls make their age under 18 so no one can find them without a URL because you can’t SEARCH under 18, for good reason… ‘pret-ty sneaky, sis’

My buddy started a new blog called STD Circus, which was inspired by the following classic post:

To cut a very long story short, I got semen in my mouth from a used condom on the floor. I am worried that I am at risk of getting the HIV virus. I am not sure how long the condom had been on the floor.

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I was just reading in reuters.com an article (see the comment to this post) that said that both Match.com and Yahoo were “accused in [seperate] federal lawsuit[s] of goading members into renewing their subscriptions through bogus romantic e-mails sent out by company employees.” It goes on to say that they paid employees to create hot profiles to help sales. Read the rest of this entry »

As I mentioned in the ‘Pickle’ post (hehhehe that was such a funny title, BTW) I signed up at this ‘adult personals’ site last week. I was just bored as hell and figured I’d drop the 20$ and just see if there were any closet normal chicks in there, because the age group was finally in the right zone. I posted a totally normal variation of my normal BS and totally normal pics, and what follows is my sordid report from behind the scenes…
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What follows is an actual ebay auction that I lifted for your enjoyment because it’s far funnier than anything I can come up with at the moment…

“You are bidding on a mistake. We all make mistakes. We date the wrong people for too long. We chew gum with our mouths open. We say inappropriate things in front of grandma… And we buy leather pants….
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A 34 yr old woman writes in her profile, “My favorite topic is sex. [OK, you have my undivided attention] My best friend always knows if I’ve been seeing anyone because my topics change before I even get a chance to tell her, but my topics haven’t changed for quite some time. [OK, I’m a little confused, but I think that means that you’re still horny.]
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We have a local newspaper in town, with a ‘Ask a Question’ blog component online; so I asked the following 2 weeks ago…

Q: I just moved here, I’m 34, I’d like to meet people my own age… the bars here seem to be full of kids spilling drinks on themselves… where does a guy go to meet 25+/’30 something’ year old single women in this town?

A: Yes, the bars here are no place for a guy like you … Try going grocery shopping on Sunday afternoon, buying a puppy (instant chick magnet) or hanging out at Angelo’s Arts &Crafts store.

I now have 14 puppies, a lifetime supply of water based paint, and a refridge full of rotting food, and none of the cashiers still have any idea what I’m talking about, and are like, “someone from the newspaper told you to come here to get a date?!?”

Well, after trying to find a ‘nice’ girl to date for over a month, I decided to, ah, ‘do some research’ on some ‘not so nice’ girls at a few other kinds of personal sites. I’m compiling a list of recommended online dating services with a little (and I do mean LITTLE) insight from yours truly ….and I was doing just fine until I started growing hair on my palms, and my eyes grew dim, and I began having trouble seeing my monitor…